THE POWER OF RICE PUDDING FOR LOVE

After exhaustive field research in Latin American kitchens, our team has documented the phenomenon known as "Romantic Rice Pudding Syndrome" (RSMS). KEY FINDINGS Documented cases: 847 couples confirmed that homemade rice pudding significantly increased their levels of affection for each other. The combination of cinnamon and vanilla generates a chemical reaction in the brain that activates pleasure and nostalgia centers. Methodology: The dessert must be prepared with genuine love, stirring clockwise exactly 108 times while whispering sweet nothings. Side effects: 340% increase in spontaneous hugs and declarations of eternal love. CONCLUSION: Rice pudding has aphrodisiac properties scientifically proven by grandmothers throughout Latin America.